Adam Young (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} adam_young) wrote,@ 2003-02-07 16:37:00 |
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more thorts
An’ then there’s God, who I was told was inaff…inex…iniff…always rite.
About a yeer ago, there was a boy called Anthony who wanted to join our gang. Now, I always thought that four way the rite number for a gang for some reason, but I thought that we ought to give him a chance, because nobody ever gives any of us a chance like the time with the budgie at number 37, no chance to egsplain at all…
But we gave him a chance anyway and asked him what he liked to do, and he didn’t say he liked getting muddy or building dams in the stream or chasin’ cats or nothin’ – he did this roleplayin’ thing called Dunjens and Dragons.
I thought this sounded interestin’, with dragons an’ everythin’, but it didn’t have any dressin’ up or fallin’ over in it – it was all about makin’ up worlds where everyone would do what you sed and you could be in charge and dead important and powerful.
It seems to me that this is jus’ what God does with his time – he’s made a world that he’s in charge of and everyone has to do what he says and has to be his frend or they’re in trouble sharpish and go to Hell where things happen to their bottoms for eternity.
We didn’t let Anthony in the gang because we thought he was a bit sad, and I wouldn’t have God in my gang either for just the same reason, whether he’s enu…inaf…always rite or not.
An’ then there’s God, who I was told was inaff…inex…iniff…always rite.
About a yeer ago, there was a boy called Anthony who wanted to join our gang. Now, I always thought that four way the rite number for a gang for some reason, but I thought that we ought to give him a chance, because nobody ever gives any of us a chance like the time with the budgie at number 37, no chance to egsplain at all…
But we gave him a chance anyway and asked him what he liked to do, and he didn’t say he liked getting muddy or building dams in the stream or chasin’ cats or nothin’ – he did this roleplayin’ thing called Dunjens and Dragons.
I thought this sounded interestin’, with dragons an’ everythin’, but it didn’t have any dressin’ up or fallin’ over in it – it was all about makin’ up worlds where everyone would do what you sed and you could be in charge and dead important and powerful.
It seems to me that this is jus’ what God does with his time – he’s made a world that he’s in charge of and everyone has to do what he says and has to be his frend or they’re in trouble sharpish and go to Hell where things happen to their bottoms for eternity.
We didn’t let Anthony in the gang because we thought he was a bit sad, and I wouldn’t have God in my gang either for just the same reason, whether he’s enu…inaf…always rite or not.
