A party
An’ so we got to go to a party roun’ at deffs house ‘cos he upset Pepper an’ wanted to make up for it. It seems to me that if jus’ getting’ peoples names wrong is a reason to have to have a party I mite start tellin’ people they’ve got my name wrong ‘cos then id never eat anythin’ but jelly an’ ice-cream agane (even though deffs ice-cream an’ jelly was black but it tastid jolly super all the same).
It was a pretty good party I think. We saw round the indide of the house and got to sit on the motorbike an’ then we went to look at all these eggtimers that deff sed was for ev’ryone alive an’ he showed us pepper an’ wensleys an’ brians. Then they all went an’ did somethin’ else but I stayed in the eggtimer room an’ tried to find mine but it wasn’t there so I suppose that deff isnt all hes cracked up to be.
I fink someone did somethin’ they shoulnt have or somethin’ while I was looking, becos there was some noise an’ it sounded like someone bein’ upset or happy or somethin’ but I was too busy to look what was up.
There was a clown at the party as well but he wasn’t as good c’os he jus’ spent all his time lookin’ unhappy an’ afraid which isn’t muich good when youre clownin’ but at least he showed me a magic trick with a card and a coin that ev’ryone was dead impressed with.